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Monday, May 30, 2005


Friday we went to Lake Erie for a picnic and this was the best the lake had to offer...


Highfalutin Wedding Extravaganza


Above is a montage of the very ritzy and glitzy wedding of our good friends Stephen and Tiffany. The reception at The Country Club in Pepper Pike was top-notch all the way. The bartenders wouldn't even let us tip 'em.
The band they hired, Nightbreeze was smoking good. From note-for-note swing tunes by Thelonious Monk and Coltrane to Four Tops and Smokey Robinson covers, these guys hit it good. And notice how the little ones hit the dance floor with a vengeance. Especially that little fellow doing the break-dance moves.



Now Let's Sit on the Berea Freeway


Sunday we came to a standstill on the Berea Freeway as a couple thousand motorcycles flew by us. Traffic was backed up for a couple miles behind us. And it's not so much the stopped traffic that sucked, but when they bikers passed and all the cars started moving again, that's when things got messy.

But we had plenty of time to sit and think about motorcycles because after that a train helped us learn the true meaning of patience...


The Pinata Kidz
So when we got where we were going we ended up hanging out with the pinata kidz at the Huckleberry Hideout. But they didn't bash the pinata while we were there. I told Julia (the cutie chugging Pabst) that my kid would love to hit the pinata. She says "You probably don't want her to hit that pinata..."
"Why?" I ask. "What's inside?"
She just says "It ain't candy..."



Never did find out what was in the pinata. Probably pot or rubbers or sex toys or something...


Which One's the Dog and Which One's the Horse??

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