Bad John Cougar

Yeah Bitch, my five year old graduated from preschool tonight. Normally I wouldn't devote space to squishy family shit, but she is so psyched to be a young adult now...




This was the program that preceded the actual graduation ceremony. The teachers found a way to stretch this out for a full two hours.

Actually, this looks more like the CD insert for a Ludacris album. I mean, 'Six on the Bed' for gosh sakes...This is total ghetto porn skrunk or crunk or whatever. 'Introduction by Ashley' is obviously about prostitution and being a ho. And the coolest of all: 'Don't Throw Your Junk/Chicken Dance'. That was a B-side from an Outkast record I think...Looking at this program made me wonder if I was gonna see a bunch of kids doing songs, or 50Cent come bustin' in to throw his junk...



So yeah, there was a Chicken Dance.

And cookies and brownies and Hawaiian Punch with sherbet in it and it was real good!!