Dog Smuggles Unpasteurized Dairy...Sweet Cheeses!

Now I'm a fan of good imported cheese, but it's pretty expensive. And here in the states we can't get the really good nasty stuff. But don't fret.
I'm pretty sure my old dog has slyly started a fromagerie in her stinky pit bull jowls. Sometimes when I'm caught unawares, the old hound comes up to me and flaps out that stinky piece of ham that is her tongue, and smacks a stinky kiss upon my cheek. It is then that I suspect she has clandestinely been ageing Roquefort within her chaw.
For this I cannot prove, but the aromas that waft from her aged mouth would convince even the most seasoned connoiseur of cheeses that the old dog is harboring a dandy piece of cheddar deep within...