The Grizz My Nizz

The Weber Grill Company has a commercial running now and they ask you to go to their website and write a witty story about your favorite Weber memory. I figured screw that, I'll blog this bitch myself.
This here's my five year old royal blue eighteen and a half inch Weber 'One Touch Gold' charcoal kettle. She's built for speed, my friend...and aero-dynamicisity. Notice the fine billet aluminum ash catcher with the smooth-glide handle for quick airflow adjustment. Check the still intact white plastic foot which acts as a brake against the mad torque produced by the high density rear wheels. Notice the shelf below for stowage of helmets and whatnot. This bitch can cook, old pal. You better beleive it.