Foot to Foot, Face to Face

Yeah, I know it looks strangely like a computer generated futuristic donkey, but that there is a true, honest to God Filibuster. Unleash one of these lean, mean buggers in the Capitol Rotunda and watch your Democratic process come to a grinding halt. Once you get this little jackass fired up, he ain't gonna stop. Those choppers rip the Representative right out of our Republic. Ya can't go past the Filibuster without getting yerself a new asshole ripped. Ya sure ain't goin' around that badass. And you betcha, he's stubborn as stubborn gets. Let loose this shifty fuck and he'll make it his life's goal to clog up the works, defile the medoicre integrity of our elected representatives, and generally sink his teeth into anyone that dares question his ass.
Two hundred years of tradition, my hoof!
Those mule drivers act like the motherfuckin' Zax who met face to face in the Prairie of Prax. What's so liberating about being a liberal these days?
Now get out there and Rock the Vote.
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