Gettin' Shittily in Little Italy

Here's just a couple shots from the Taste of Little Italy...

David Lynch Meets Young Tom Cruise

Here's Cleveland Mayoral candidate David Lynch pressing the flesh with our young salesman who I call Young Tom Cruise (think Risky Business or The Color of Money).

I tried to think of a snide movie reference just to be an ass but just wasn't quick enough to quip about Sting's mis-casting in Dune, or the obviously autobiographical nature of Eraserhead.

Friendly Bearded Guy

Here's Cleveland Mayoral candidate Robert Triozzi likewise pressing flesh and looking
artificially somewhat amused.

Two predictions:

1. Robert Triozzi will NOT be the next Mayor of Cleveland.

2. If Robert Triozzi should become the next Mayor of Cleveland thereby invalidating my first super-accurate prediction he will die of a heart attack.

And he will be smiling just as he is in the above photo...

That's A Fucking More Ay

This is the completely bombastic Benny D'Agostino.

I like to refer to him as The Suited Fat Travolta With Hair Plugs.

If you like to listen to Dean Martin-style Italian songs sung out of tune at incredible volume with an accompanying CD playing the big band parts, this is the man for your next wedding or funeral. Fucking unbelievable.

I also have video of Rocco Scotti contorting the Star Spangled Banner into an
unidentifiable a capella incantation. Soon enough I'll figure out how to post video...